Findings:

• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• The Girl Who Played With Fire
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• A girl who fell in love with a stove
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• Allow me to name names of every name except the name I wish to drop
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• The girl who climbs iron stairs to the heavens
• I'm not that kinda girl
• Who's That Girl
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• The Girl Who Loved the Wind
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• The girl who left a legend
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• OBAFGKM
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• speak metaphor to me, use every language you know
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• The girl who hangs the sun
• The girl who everyone loved
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• The girl you fell in love with
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• i'm just a girl
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
• The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Helping people cheat
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• Girl gangstas
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Beware of the girl who caught the bridal bouquet twice
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• The Girl Who Waited
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• the girl who danced with the chair
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• For girls who grow plump in the night
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.

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