Just imagine that I'd had more time to actually make this a YouTube video using real children that look like the candidates or something. That woulda been so much awesomer.
"John McCain is a Butthead!"
I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message.
"Well, uh, Barack Obama is a Poo-Poo Face!"
I'm John McCain, and I approve this message.
"Am not!"
I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message.
"Are too!"
I'm John McCain, and I approve this message.
"Well guess what? John McCain plays with Barbies!!"
I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message.
"Nuh uh!"
I'm John McCain, and I approve this message.
"Yeah huh!"
I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message.
"Obama will take all of your toys and give 'em to poor people!"
I'm John McCain, and I approve this message.
"McCain is a liar, liar, pants on fire!"
I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message.
"I know you are but what am I?!"
I'm John McCain, and I approve this message.
"Well! Well! McCain takes all the toys and doesn't share!"
I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message.
"Well! Well! Barack's a Smelly Butt!"
I'm John McCain, and I approve this message.
"Well! John McCain has the smelliest butt!"
I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message.
"Do not!"
I'm John McCain, and I approve this message.
"Do, too!"
I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message.
"Do not!"
I'm John McCain, and I approve this message.
"Do, too!"
I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message.
"Boys stink!"
I'm Sarah Palin, and I approve this message.