Findings:

• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• I'm not old enough to love you
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I like the sound of my own voice
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Butt joint
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• War is hell but men like it
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I'm not homophobic but...
• E2 is like a hamburger joint
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Gloss over the losses, like they're an old pair of lips
• Religion is like an old pair of shoes
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• But I Like You
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• old chestnut: all but two
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• I recommend driving like an Old Lady
• food fight
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
• No Fool Like and Old Fool
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• let us not lift our voices and speak like we are little girls
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
• like voices chiming between layers
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I'm not racist but...
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Hot pursuit
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• like you're blind but still can see
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Being a dickhead
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I'm too old for this shit
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how

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