I had another one of those experiences today where I wake up in someone else's house and my pants are way the hell on the other side of the room when someone comes through the front door and gets enraged about me being there and not having any pants on. Prudes like this are a big problem in today's modern society. When this boob asked me what I was doing in his house, acting as if that was suspicious because (a) He didn't know who I was, (b) Didn't know what I was doing there, (c) I wasn't wearing any pants and they were way the hell on the other side of the room. I didn't know why either, which is why I took offense and put his head through the wall, took his wallet, and slit his throat. Lets see them try to prosecute me for this one. It was obviously self-defense and a stand your ground type situation.
Even if it was wrong, I already have 54,734 outstanding warrants, which is one shy of my former hero Donald Trump's associates. I am probably low on the list of priorities for the brave men and women of today's modern FBI.
I don't feel like it. "I don't feel like it." If someone says this to you when you ask them for quickie sex in the toilet even though you've never met before and you are at a family beach, you know they are showing you disrespect. Take appropriate action. The stand your ground laws will protect you if overzealous cops come looking for you.
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