Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Just added tons of stress to the day of an epileptic lady who sometimes forgets to take her meds! YAY!"

• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• One day I wrote her name upon the strand
• sometimes skepticism is just ignorance
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• Taking things at surface value
• Take Her up to Monto
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• What to do if you forget to take the pill
• The Sometime Pilot Takes The Checkride
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
• Sometimes, it's better to just smile and nod
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• cut and paste are just keystrokes these days
• Ladies Day
• forget her (user)
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Lady Daibu And Her Lover
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I wonder sometimes if it is milk in her hair, full of sweetness,
• Just a little bit sometimes of forever
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
• Just wearing black won't take care of that
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• and sometimes you take things away.
• i just want to know who i am
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
• Lady Day
• Just another day
• Who needs a day job?
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• Just another day at the beach
• With all the advances in technology it still takes 3 days to clear a cheque
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Song of a Young Lady to her Ancient Lover
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• sometimes I forget to live
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• Sometimes it's not political correctness, just respect and caring for others
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• Just kiss her
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• there are some just can't take life easy
• We should take photos together sometime
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• Sometimes, new wings take years to dry
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• A Man Who Sometimes Becomes Smaller
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• To the lady in the wreck that day
• Just One Of Those Days
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day
• Just Add Water (user)
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Just For A Day
• Rage, rage at the dying of just another day
• Take a moment to forget everything
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• Who Is Stealing the 12 Days of Christmas?
• Meant For Her
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Take Her in Your Arms
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I asked her not to forget me
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• Just ring her, for Christ's sake
• Lady writing a Letter with Her Maid
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• Mom takes off her cape
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Sometimes it just blows over
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Sometimes it is just good to know
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• sometimes you just want to talk to a stranger
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Helping people cheat
• The old lady who lived in a bottle
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• people who need people are just people who need people
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• Just Add Monsters
• ad hominem
• argumentum ad populum
• add
• MCMXC A.D.
• ad infinitum
• personal ad
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• accedus ad curiam
• actio ad exhibendum
• ad audiendum et determinandum
• argumentum ad verecundiam
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• Car ad
• How to scare off men in a personal ad
• banner ad filters
• Ad resistance training
• ad maiora natus sum
• Multi-user capabilities were added to UNIX during an all-night drinking binge at AT&T's Bell Labs
• Urinal ads
• Confessions of an ex-personal ad taker
• Anti-smoking ads are bad
• Add Insult to Injury
• Add the Code
• Ad Astra Per Aspera
• Do like you oughta, add acid to water
• argumentum ad novitatem
• "massage" ads
• Ad Reinhart

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