Findings:

• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Jenny gave me a leaf of autumn
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• people who need people are just people who need people
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I was a homeless bum
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• The Woman Who Gave Birth to Rabbits
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• let me be your first upvote
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• Just Let Me Breathe
• She just looks at me
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• May those who are born after me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• the african violet you gave me
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• The first time I knew I was different
• Monkey Gave Me a High Five
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• You Gave Your Love To Me Softly
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• just hold me, and let me weep
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I remember seeing you for the first time
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• What Playboy taught me just now
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• just for me, sitting on the bench
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• i just want to know who i am
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• it's still just me in here
• That's Just How He Was
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Something to remember me by
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Who Came First
• Cain was the first technologist
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• Adam really was the first man
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
• If you want to converse with me, first define your terms.
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Jar of jam you gave me
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• The day he gave me a lift
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• You gave me your hand, I gave you my fist
• My grandmother gave me
• She Gave Sweet Love To Me
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Just call me fluffy
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Just Me (user)
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• People just expect things from me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• it's just me (user)
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• It was just a crush
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Who made the first bread?
• is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Who's on first?

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