Findings:
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- So you don't have to
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- don't comment on my looks
- don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
- What, we don't shoot them now?
- I don't have the time
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Stoned music memories
- A reason to drink
- But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- You don't have to remember my name
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- I have lost many things, so many
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I don't have a television set
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't Look Back in Anger
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Baptist jokes
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Don't lock your keys in your car
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I don't want to fall so easily
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- Why are car engines so HUGE in the US?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
- don't let them scare you
- I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- Let them have Festivas
- you don't have to do this
- I used to have so many dreams
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Don't stand so close to me
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- What to look for in a getaway car
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- where the family tree don't fork
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- Cats don't have brakes
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't like the looks of those teenagers
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- I have a punklin and you don't
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Looks don't count, with oceans
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Don't look now
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- You don't have any real problems
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- the way you don't look at me
- No, I don't have channel 11
- don't look (user)
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
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