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Know your pets
A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
People who carp about their jobs
Kids have no concept of time
no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
Professors who have contempt for their students
The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
Lefties who have no sense of humour
i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
I have no idea!! (user)
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
I can't have an original idea anymore
Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
Fish have no concept of fire
Using a command line
Atheists have no support group
For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
Who needs love when you can have death?
You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
Heart, have no pity
They have no bones.
We know we have fallen because we know who we are
That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
I have no complaint
Californians have no soul
So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
Have you no sense of decency, sir?
Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
People who think they have to double-click everything
I have no scars. I have never loved.
No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
Our calendars have no meaning
Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
Actors who have played Hitler
Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
I have no browser and I must node!
I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
Back To The Future III
Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
A community without shame has no future
The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
Computers have no sense of time
General sexuality newsgroup
Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
No, but I'll have a beer
I have no memory of my Mother
At Sea The Gods Have No Names
So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
He who controls the past controls the future
Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
How to Pretend to Have a Job
So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
war trophies for people who have never been to war
Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
No, I don't have channel 11
Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
We Have Always Been The Party Of No
Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
"The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
I have no faith in your God
A letter to those who have impressed me
institutions have lives of their own
These are their future good old days.
Who needs another person when you have yourself?
A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
You have no socially redeeming value
the past is only a memory the future is only an idea
I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
Where the streets have no name
Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
How to say "No" and have people listen
small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
Madmen have a world all their own
My hands have lost their memory
All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
Words Have No Meaning
Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
Type A blood
How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
The future of IT jobs
Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
I have this problem with saying "no" to people
I guess that I am the one who has changed
Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
Why have there been no great women artists?
Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
And Death shall have no Dominion
But alas, I have no badger to offer you
I didn't always have this cool job
The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
American politicians who have studied abroad
There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
You have no power over me
No Time to Speak of the Hopes of the Future

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