Findings:

• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Kiss Me Good-Bye
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• kiss me quick
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• chris me (user)
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Kiss Me Deadly
• Jenny Kissed Me
• Punish me with kisses
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Kiss me once and never again
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Kiss Me
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• OBAFGKM
• Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Kiss Me, Kate
• Kiss Me Baby
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Kiss Me, Stupid
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• Kiss Me, Judas
• Kiss Me Quick and Pork Pie Hat
• Slay Me With Kisses
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• Chris Knight
• Chris Rock
• Chris Roberts
• Chris Knox
• Chris Matthews
• Chris Ofili
• Chris Cunningham
• Chris Stamper
• Chris Cornell
• Chris Martin
• Chris Ballew
• Chris Rea
• Chris Kuivenhoven
• Chris Grahn
• Chris Claremont
• Chris Squire
• Chris Frost (user)
• Chris LeDoux
• Chris Beevers
• Chris Barrie
• Chris Gaines
• A Eulogy for Chris Hubbock
• Chris Wheeler
• Chris Van Allsburg
• Chris Columbus
• Chris (user)
• Chris G Ford (user)
• Chris Kraft
• Chris Minh Doky
• Chris Kuroda
• Chris Carrabba
• Chris A. Jones (user)
• Chris Auty
• chris taylor (user)
• Dodgy Chris (user)
• Chris de Burgh
• MC Chris
• Chris Williams (user)
• Cot Death Chris (user)
• Chris McManus
• Chris Said (user)
• Chris Thutmoose (user)
• Chris Webber
• Chris Parnell
• Chris Wilson
• Chris Bangle
• Chris Hani
• Chris Brasher
• Chris Phillips
• Ruth's Chris Steak House
• Chris McCarron
• Chris Moneymaker
• Chris Pronger
• Chris Chandler
• Chris Hook (user)
• Chris Chubbuck
• Chris Osgood
• Chris Chelios
• Chris Spedding
• chris ranger (user)
• Gilbert Chris von Muir
• You mean the me that you would be
• The lonely death of Chris Farley
• Chris Christie
• Chris Mould
• A Pandeist responds to Chris Evans' "My thoughts on Pandeism"
• Chris Tyler (user)

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