Findings:

• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• The Devil made me do it
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• You Do Something To Me
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Please do not bring me flowers
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Why do we treat them so well?
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Do you like me?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• You were always so good to me
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Do you know me?
• i require so little to sustain me
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• How Do You Want Me?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• What you do to me
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• feline allergies
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• do re mi fa so la ti do
• Do you think you could love me now?
• What Do I Do With Me
• I like you; do you like me?
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• The full moon made me do it
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Do you think it's me?
• Why Do You Love Me?
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• The Internet made me do it
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• So Sue Me
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• so save me (user)
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• So, what's the problem with me?
• Me So Horny
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• So much it scares me
• So help me God
• Don't stand so close to me
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• me so cute (user)
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• DOS memory management
• I whisper into the ears of Fate. Suggestions, taunts; course corrections.
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• What I do with my philosophy degree
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Do aliens exist?
• Do Her
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• You Can't Do That on Television
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• And What Do You Think?
• Do I dare to eat a peach?
• What do you want to see happen?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do a crouch
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
• What You do While I Slumber
• Chung Do Kwan
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• do not disturb
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• and if you do, take pictures

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