Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Laugh it up chuckles, you wont be so jolly when Baby Jesus comes down from heaven and strangles you witth his WWBJD scarf."

• The mites go up and the tights come down
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Her hair, tangled
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• When Bobby Comes Down
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Where do babies come from?
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Baby Jesus statue stolen from nativity
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• When fog comes down the mountain
• Come. And be my baby
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• We laugh so we won't cry
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
• The Come Down from baths in tallow
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• From Heaven High I Come
• come down from baths in tallow
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Come Up From the Fields Father
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Overpopulation won't be a problem
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I Won't Be Your Yoko Ono
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• So mote it be
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Why Ron Paul won't be president
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• that won't be your beneficiary
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• What it's like to be in love
• So you want to be a star?
• Clean up after the Baby Boomers
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• There are times when they seem to be right
• You Won't Be Mine
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Baby Jesus
• I am blind when I want to be
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Nuke the unborn gay baby whales for Jesus
• It will be good when I am leader
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• painting stars that have come to be
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• So you want to be a composer
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
• Staring down babies
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• When you were my baby
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• So you want to be a waitress
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• So you want to be a DJ?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Why I won't be at commencement
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• You could be so delicious
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Down Down Baby
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• So you want to be evil
• Baby Jesus (user)
• Babies won't crawl off cliffs
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Hot pursuit
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• When shall I be free?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• painting stars that have not come to be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• His retribution is likely to be epic

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