A boy is standing on a rock overlooking the water. Another boy runs away
into the distance.
BOY RUNNING AWAY
See ya!
Suddenly, the rock crumbles away, tossing the OTHER BOY into the water.
OTHER BOY
AHHHH! Help me! Somebody help me!
A scuba diving man appears from beneath the waves.
OTHER BOY
Torpedo!
TORPEDO
Keep cool! Use your head, don't lose it!
Open and close your legs like a scissor!
Keep up a steady rythym! Now cup your hands downward
and move them in a figure-eight motion!
OTHER BOY
I'm treading water!
TORPEDO
You've got it!
An ambulance arrives with Duke inside. Torpedo and the boy reach the shore,
where the boy is handed a towel. Torpedo continues his lecture, despite the
fact that the kid falling in the water was a complete accident.
TORPEDO
Never play around water alone!
OTHER BOY
Now I know!
TORPEDO
And knowing is half the battle!
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