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• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• let me be your first upvote
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• That would be me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Let me be your fantasy
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• You mean the me that you would be
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• let bygones be bygones
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I never thought it would be like this
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Things never were what they used to be
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Let It Be
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• A whimper would be fine
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• OBAFGKM
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Never be the first to let go
• Let It Be... Naked
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• If your wish be to close me
• Cars Can Be Blue
• Let us be our own pornographers
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Be gentle with me
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• That I Would Be Good
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• This poem can be put off no longer
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Just to see what it would be like
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Mind without body
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• If God was willing to let it be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Let It Be (user)
• it would be hilarious if only
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Leaves of three, let it be
• Look siad me Be like me
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.

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