Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Life is good, everything will turn out for the best, just so long as people don't fuck it up."

• Her hair, tangled
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• Life Is So Good
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• God is good, people are screwed up
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• People have fucked up before
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• So you don't have to
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• What is best in life?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• don't throw good money after bad
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• Don't fuck the corpses
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Sometimes the best defense is a good offense
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Stoned music memories
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Things people don't want to hear
• Don't wait up for me
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• why don't you just?
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• people who don't exist
• People don't flail when they die
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• We don't make good wives
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Capitalize, please
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Rape committed by women
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• Brainy people make the best friends
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• These are some of the best nights of my life
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Don't encourage people to read
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Don't give up your day job
• Good Girls Don't
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise

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