Life Sucks. Get over it. Eat
grapes. Try to write your name using your
butt to pick up the
pen. Make fun of ugly babies. Write "eat me" on
objects that shouldn't be eaten. Do
static electricity tests on your neighbor's
cat. Leave the lid off your
blender every once in a while. Make COndOM BallOon AniMals. Go to a populated place and pretend you're a
viking. Make a
collection of squishy things.
Flatulate. Claim the local
McDonalds in the name of Spain. Draw
hieroglyphics on bathroom walls. Go an entire day speaking Gibberish. Go to work and act like a
Goldfish.
Seek
Elk for
Christ.