Life Sucks. Get over it. Eat grapes. Try to write your name using your butt to pick up the pen. Make fun of ugly babies. Write "eat me" on objects that shouldn't be eaten. Do static electricity tests on your neighbor's cat. Leave the lid off your blender every once in a while. Make COndOM BallOon AniMals. Go to a populated place and pretend you're a viking. Make a collection of squishy things. Flatulate. Claim the local McDonalds in the name of Spain. Draw hieroglyphics on bathroom walls. Go an entire day speaking Gibberish. Go to work and act like a Goldfish.

Seek Elk for Christ.

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