Findings:

• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• We gonna party like it's 1999 (e2poll)
• We Use Words Like Mackadocious
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• i'm used to it
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• What life after death will really be like
• I'm fine no really
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• The best line I ever used
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• pointless HTML in email
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• The boss ain't gonna like this
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I liked their early stuff
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I could use some new habits, like holding you
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Like a really good sex
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm Really Into Techno
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• You like me, you really like me!
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• just like mom used to make
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
• stuff white people like
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• like nothing ever was
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The worst job interview ever
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Roller Derby
• Best Week Ever
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• Longest science fiction story ever
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.

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