Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Like there's some angry God out there looking for a chance to punish people who wanna play practical jokes?"

• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• there are people talking, some of it is important
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• The People Who Used to Live There
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• out there
• Who Will Be There
• There is a dark beating life behind people’s actions and traits
• Are You Out There?
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Everyone There Looked Like Marilyn Monroe
• There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
• There By the Grace of God
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• singing like nobody is there
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Fossils were put there by God
• Hello? Who's There?
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• There's no place like homenode
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
• And there find God in everyone
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• looking for a shadowman where none is there
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• There is some goodness left in the World
• Japanese people like to play games
• A very mean bar trick
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• Knock knock who's there oh it's you
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• There but for the grace of God go I
• I wonder if there is a God
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Somewhere Out There
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Daddy, is there a God?
• There are people for everything
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• there are others like us
• If there is a God, I hate her
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• his is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• Like there's no tomorrow
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• There is none like unto Him
• There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• There pass the careless people
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• There is no frigate like a book
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• is there no one who answers the call?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• there are some just can't take life easy
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Behave as if there were a God
• There is only ONE God
• Is there anybody out there?
• Without religion, there is no God
• Is there a god?
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Anybody Out There?
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• Is anyone out there?
• Were there a god!
• Out There Live
• There is a chip out of this blue mug
• Look, there's God
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• There's a God on the Mic
• It turns out there are lots of badasses out there flipping coins.
• If There Is a God
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• there are no gods in foxholes
• Maybe There's A Loving God
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• And There Are People in This World
• This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• There is God in a Horse's Eye
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• there are no good or bad people
• There are only three kinds of people
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• There is some place I need to be
• Some things that fly there be
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• There are some masks we put on ourselves, and others are put on us.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• That's my heart lying in the gutter there; a heart like a shattered banana.
• Who's There?
• Who Goes There?
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• There exist some
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• There is no god but God
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• the baker's fire, though it may punish the careless, is not treacherous like the hunter's fire. it has not tasted blood.
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• he smokes like a cello plays
• some summers they drop like flies
• I like to kick people with my fists
• Spitting out teeth like ampersands
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• I wanna burn with you like coal smoke sunsets over fields of eels
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• I'd like some dreams too
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• stuff white people like
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• I could use some new habits, like holding you
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer

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