Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Listen, Simon, I just made love to your mother a half-an-hour ago, and I'm starting to think it may have been a bad idea"

• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• You, standing
• Have you ever made a just man?
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I have just been shot
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I may or may not have been naked
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Toupées made of cat hair are a bad idea
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• AES may have been broken
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Could I Have Been?
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• The way things have always been done
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• It's been an hour. I still love her.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• The Meaning of Love Eight Years Ago
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• It could have been me
• I have always been burning
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• Bad Wedding ideas
• Have you been a dad today?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• The "It's just a few bad apples" London Meetup
• He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• What have you been smoking?
• It's not as bad as you think
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Could have beens, should have beens
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• you would have been
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Bad Idea Jeans
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I could have been Canadian
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• bad baby name ideas
• Why burning your Harvard law degree is probably a bad idea
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Mob mentality: The good, the bad, and the just plain silly
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I know I have been dreaming
• What Might Have Been
• Good idea, Bad idea
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Why capital punishment is a bad idea
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• And All That Could Have Been
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• love like you've never been hurt
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I could have been one of a two
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Why masturbating with Icy Hot is a bad idea
• I have bad taste in music
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• you have never been safe
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Names have been changed
• Food That Looks At You Is a Bad Idea
• I appear to have been misinformed
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad

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