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• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Don't Look Back in Anger
• Look Back In Anger
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• Look Back
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• I look better when I am wet
• Try not to look into my eyes
• Look Back in Angora
• What do you see when you look up?
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• He never looked back
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• When I look at you sideways
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Don't Look Back
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Oh look, breasts
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• The Sheep Look Up
• Look out Haskell, it's real!
• She stopped and took a second look
• Look at my feet in those mangoes
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• Look mom, no hands!
• look
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I must have three heads
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Made you look
• Open Look
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• The Look of Love
• The Look
• Conventional Good Looks scale
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• windows where I can look out
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When the jungle took the city back
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Four easy ways to improve your punching
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I have root on your head
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• When living we have need of Death
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• looks
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• Last place you looked
• This dress makes you look fat
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Today I looked Death in the eyes and smiled
• Look the other way
• don't comment on my looks
• Never look like you're staring
• look straight through you
• the best look of lipstick
• Making Emacs look pretty
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• When I went back in time to kill you
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Back when our blood was still warm
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• have an easy fast
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• When I have female children
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Stoned music memories
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I tried to pull you into my head
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• When you burn at your fingers what smolders in your head
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.

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