Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Loosely inspired by something vaguely similar that sort of happened this one time"

• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Haunted by the specters of something that hasn't happened
• The Wild Colonials
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Something Happened
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• Buying cigarettes one at a time
• How Solemn as One by One
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Scotch Divided by Time Equals
• One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• This happens all the time
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• Something to remember me by
• By One Minute
• every secret thing was made by some one
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• One Time Pad
• Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• one time programmable
• Something was about to happen.
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Time takes everything, softens it into something beautiful
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• A Pretty Mess By This One Band
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• one time password
• The One to One Future: Building Relationships One Customer at a Time
• Baby One More Time
• One day at a time
• It happened a long time ago
• It furthers one to undertake something
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Once upon a time in Carlsbad Springs
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• It Happened One Night
• What happened to us, poisoned by truth
• That one time Jet-Poop accidentally invaded Poland
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• One More Time
• 'Tis time, I think, by Wenlock town
• Technology inspired by science fiction
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• One if by land, two if by sea
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• One by One
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• inspired by a physics teacher
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• a collection of rubber bands sorted by length
• Escape and Evasion through the subways of time gone by
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• Time gone by
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• One, Two, Three... Infinity
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
• The Book that Proves Time Travel Happens
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Something Happens
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• One Strand at a Time
• Buy one gallon of gas at a time
• Saving the Environment, One (Fewer) Child at a Time
• This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• One at a Time
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• E2 to your handheld, one node at a time
• The Life and Times, part one.
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• One brick at a time
• one time (user)
• One Last Time
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• The blind men eating the elephant in the room one bite at a time
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• As Time Goes By
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• 300% of something is NOT three times more!
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• call me garbage one more time
• Time converging into one space
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Chased by bears
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• go by the board
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
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• Attack by Stratagem
• By their fruits you shall know them

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