Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Lucifer has taken up ballet. Beelzebub is running for congress under an assumed name. Pestilence got a new puppy, and the furies were angling for a raise."

• They die obscurely under assumed names
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Certificate of Assumed Name
• guess i got rung up (user)
• Dressing up in a chicken suit and running around the golf course
• your name, once I wake up
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• and the moment we said we're not giving up is the moment we knew we'd never stop
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• Hitler has only got one ball
• my body has taken over my thinking
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Roe has got to go
• I have made up a name for my disease
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• up and running
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Running Linux software under FreeBSD
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• We're sneaking up on you.
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Naming Windows computers
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• My family has specific names for some generic food
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• running up the mountain
• When we were little kids, running
• The Ten Who Were Taken
• The clouds found us, under the sky eating up streets
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Running up that Hill (A Deal with God)
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• a folded up piece of paper slipped under your door
• down under stars coming up, we are home again
• How Pac-Man got his name
• Blue Got Up
• Fly Fishing: Memories of Angling Days
• Assumed
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• Ballet mecanique
• Spandau Ballet
• Royal Ballet
• The Garden Ballet
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Ballets Russes
• Buffalo Ballet
• Bolshoi Ballet
• Ballet foot positions
• New York City Ballet
• School of American Ballet
• Pacific Northwest Ballet
• Australian Ballet
• Royal Danish Ballet
• Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo
• International Ballet Competition
• ballet (user)
• The Harlequin, The Robot, And The Ballet Dancer
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• Beelzebub
• Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson
• The return of Beelzebub to his native plane
• beelzebub (user)
• Congress
• Continental Congress
• Resolutions and Acts of Congress in re: Tibet
• God vs. the Library of Congress
• 106th United States Congress
• Library of Congress
• American Bowling Congress
• Albany Congress
• Nuclear Bunker for the United States Congress
• Trades Union Congress
• celebrities and Congress
• Librarian of Congress
• Student Congress
• Indian National Congress
• The Zionist Congress
• The Futurological Congress
• 108th United States Congress
• The Clumsy Congress
• President George W. Bush's letter to Congress regarding the situation in Iraq
• First Continental Congress
• Rome Congress of Oppressed Nationalities
• Iraqi National Congress
• National Congress for New Politics
• Congress of Verona
• Library of Congress annotation
• International Peace Congress
• Lying to Congress
• President Truman's Address Before a Joint Session of the Congress
• Annals of Congress
• The Debates and Proceedings in the Congress of the United States
• The 1st Congress
• 1st United States Congress
• 18th United States Congress
• 5th United States Congress
• World Temperance Congress
• Congress of Chatillon
• Pan-American Congress
• Pan Africanist Congress
• Trial by congress
• Congress of the Humanities and Social Sciences
• 17th National Congress of the Communist Party of China
• International Betta Congress
• Congress Votes In New "You Are What You Eat" Law, Fruit Sales in Bible Belt Plummet
• 113th United States Congress
• Fury
• Furies
• The Filth and the Fury
• War hath no fury like a non-combatant
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Hell hath no fury like a villainess scorned
• May 2014: Festival, Faith, and Fury
• Swords of Fury
• Cuban Fury
• Kung Fury
• The fury of falling for a false faith
• Woken Furies
• Ion Fury
• Fury from the Deep
• Got Milk?
• You Really Got Me
• I got the babel fish!
• You've got mail
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• Got
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• I've Got a Secret
• I've got the Internet
• Got to buck
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Got Beer?
• The Statue Got Me High
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• I've got a little list

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