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MadTV's Stuart sketch features a grown man playing the part of a sugar and momma loving boy (Stuart Larkin). His dad disappeared on the internet last Tuesday. His mom refers to his crotch as his 'google'. One of the catch phrases in each skit revolves around the mom asking what she says about something.

The Stuart sketches always have Stuartin a tight Spider-Man costume or wearing leopard speedos (or both) or tight underwear. He usually doesn't have or looses his pants on every episode. He loves sugar. He'll usually be stealing and/or gobbling down sugar snacks in each episode. He finds stuff on the ground (used band aids, candy, wax lips) and insists on keeping/eating them. He likes to do things himself and not be helped.

Mom: Stuart! What does momma say about greedy boys?
Stuart(in faux-hushed voice): I don't wanna say!
Mom: Say it!
Stuart(in faux-hushed voice): I don't wanna say!
Mom: Say it!
Stuart: A greedy boy will never be cradled in the arm of Jesus.

Stuart: I want a kitty cat!
Mom: What does momma say about kitty cats?
Stuart(in faux-hushed voice): I don't wanna say!
Mom (loud): What does momma say about kitty cats?
Stuart(in faux-hushed voice): I don't wanna say!
Mom (louder): What does momma say about kitty cats?
Stuart: Kitty cats lick their own poop chute
Mom: That's right and then they try to kiss your face

Mom: Stuart! What does momma say about fudgesicles?
Stuart(in faux-hushed voice): I don't wanna say!
Mom: Stuart! What does momma say about fudgesicles?
Stuart(in faux-hushed voice): Let me tell you!
Mom: Say it!
Stuart: Fudgesicles look like frozen poop.

Stuart is played by Michael McDonald. His mother is played by Mo Collins. Stuart has been appearing since the 4th season of Fox's MADtv

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