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• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• What to do when your husband comes home
• How do you make coffee at home? (e2poll)
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• what desire will make foolish people do
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Not atheist, but what then?
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I'm not racist but...
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I look better when I am wet
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Do better
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Being a dickhead
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Treatment of corporations
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I can do much better than this
• It will get better
• A determination to do better than
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Why do horror movies sell better on home-release formats?
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• dumber but better
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)

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