Findings:

• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• The Man Who Was (user)
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• Man, what the fuck, I did EVERYTHING for you!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Shut up, Little Man!
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• fuck up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• being a kid was great
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• Jesus was a black man
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• You Fucked Up!
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Adam really was the first man
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• Your husband was a great man
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Fucked up Facts from History
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• dreaming up the dark man
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• People have fucked up before
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• kids grow up too fast
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Lil Kid up in here (user)
• Ken Lay
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• The Get Up Kids
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• There was once a Man
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• God was created in man's image
• Man was created in God's image
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• fucked up criteria (user)
• There was a man and a woman
• Shut The Fuck Up
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Man Up
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Fucked Up
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• It was not death, for I stood up
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Fucked up ways to die
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I don't think the sun was up
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Give a flying fuck
• flying fuck
• skull fuck
• Fuck it
• The Big Space Fuck
• Friends who fuck
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Don't fuck llamas
• Fuck blame
• fucks with
• Born to fuck
• FLQ: Fuck Les Quebecois
• cool as fuck
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• gender fuck
• cluster fuck
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Fuck me
• Fuck You General Public Disclaimer
• Fuck the models
• Needlessly fuck with things
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• fuck with
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• What the fuck is this shit?
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• Fuck Tibet, Free the Navajo
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• mercy fuck
• She Fucks Me
• Fuck them all but the six
• fuck truck
• Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Fuck you, Jared!
• I fell in love with her first
• The "Fuck you, clown!" story
• fuck that
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• fuck you!!! (user)

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