Findings:

• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Make your keyboard's "Windows Keys" into "Super" shift keys for (X)Emacs
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• I want to dissect myself
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Live Era '87-'93
• Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Time takes everything, softens it into something beautiful
• My withdrawal into myself
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I smashed it into a million pieces and cut myself on its beauty
• I promised myself to make a picture of my heart, and there it is
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• make me hurt you
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• You, standing
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• An artist takes a yellow spot and makes it into the sun
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• The girl wants something harder
• There is something you don’t want to say
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• So, you want to make a language?
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• The universe makes my head hurt
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Slip into something more comfortable
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• That phone call you don't want to make
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I want to reach my hand into the dark and feel what reaches back
• I make tiny hopeful promises to myself
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Crunch all you want, we'll make more
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• I hate myself and want to die
• maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.

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