Matthew Good

Lead singer of (surprise surprise) the Matthew Good Band. Known for creating canadian controversy (i.e. his band won a juno award and he declined his invitation to attend the ceremony)

Good started out as a folk acoustic act and released four EP's prior to a panic attack he suffered before one gig, which leave him to lead behind his folk music and form the Matthew Good Band.

With the Matthew Good Band he has released 3 LP's and 3 EP's to date (August 13, 2001)

Good has also released a collections of his writings through his record company entitled Black Market Surgery and has made a deal with insomniac press to release a book in early October entitled: At Last There Is Nothing left To Say.

The Band is curently working on creating an American and Australian market for their massively popular in Canada Rock. Also to be released in early fall in Canada is the band's latest LP: The Audio of Being.

To Quote Matthew good..."I've a grenade, with our names scratched on the side...But that's just love, and you know that love's not enough..." To Quote Enrique Iglacius..."YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MY LOVE!" To Quote Lucas..."You can't escape my scratched up love grenade. That's enough."

Let's evaluate this train of thought, shall we?

According to Matthew Good (Infallible), love can be represented metaphorically by a grenade. According to Enrique (Definitely fallible) You can't escape his love.

There are several conclusions that can be extrapolated from these statements, or rather metaphorical abstractions.

First, and perhaps most likely, is that Enrique enjoys chasing girls with his grenade collection, making sure none escape.

Secondly, were Enrique ever required to go to war, he would most likely try to kill people with his love. Judging by the size of the thing he has growing on his face, this is an entirely plausible method of mass destruction.

Thirdly, Matthew Good, were he to fall in love, would most likely run into trouble. After attempting to dispose of the grenade, it would most likely return to the "Inescapable Us," (Underdogs, 1997) killing, or at least severely maiming both the artist and his companion.

Finally, it is extremely evident here that there is no correlation between the album "Beautiful Midnight" and Grenades. Beautiful Midnight was a much more machine gun-centric album, while "The Audio of Being" was much more grenade oriented. Enrique is fool. I predict that at its current rate of growth, the parasite that he has growing on his face will have devoured his entire body in the next 8 months.