Findings:

• Please sir, may I have some more?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• You, standing
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• May I Have This Dance?
• based on events that may have happened
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• AES may have been broken
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I may or may not have been naked
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• May Eru have mercy on my soul
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• attention span
• Attention
• All attention is good attention.
• short attention span
• Attention deficit disorder
• My experiment in not paying attention to numbers
• love vs. my attention span
• medical attention
• Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
• How to attract the attention of wait staff
• attention economy
• A baby's eyes attract attention like television
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• attention unit
• Attention Scum
• Attention seeker
• hunger for attention
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Phylactery of Monstrous Attention
• Short Attention Span Theater
• Attention has been paid
• Treatment options for Attention Deficit Disorder
• Attention Conservation Notice
• shortcut attention span (document)
• The unfortunate attentions of Mr. Guntherson
• Attention must be paid
• Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
• Dialogues you can use to draw attention to your muscular arms
• How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
• Driving without due care and attention
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• Fire's attention
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• I am the question. Unanswered. Demanding attention
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• if you're not paying attention, you're lost
• some boys need a little more attention
• All you need is attention and ...
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• When I have female children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?

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