Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "May the world be a better place when i wake up, and if its not, well, fuck you all."

• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• and the world may be long for you
• All will be well again in time
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• When All's Well
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Rebeca Martinez
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• What I want to be when I grow up
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• When you wake up feeling old
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• When Renny wakes up
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• Madmen have a world all their own
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• FUCK IT ALL (user)
• We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Why, of all places, Wal-Mart?
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• this is where we all came to be
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• the promise of impending death is all around this place
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• the world will be remade in our image
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• once the coldest roads all led back to the same warm place
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• when all the white horses have broken free
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• a small black bag containing all secret places
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• some day we will all be gone
• show me what the world is all about
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• did you add up all the cards left to play
• All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single candle.
• Where are you, caught up in the burden of it all
• don't spend it all in one place
• we've all taken a stone from the holiest place
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• hugs and kisses in all the right places
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• Fuck them all but the six
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• we shall all be healed
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• All Lights Fucked On The Hairy Amp Drooling
• All Shook Up
• like all the world is beautiful at once
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• All units be advised
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• The world is all that is the case
• hold up this tired skyline with all i falter for
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• FUCK YO(U ALL (user)
• we can all just be around other people
• forgiveness is the release of all hope for a better past
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• we can't all be rock stars
• I remember when all this was trees
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• Church of All Worlds
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• all the ashes in my wake
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• all limitations must be overcome
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• Indifferent to all the treasures of the world

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