Findings:

• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Cybersex before it was cool
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• John's Cool Story: Tough Luck, or The Vurping from Room 2306
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Extinct lingo from George Orwell's day
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I was me before being me was cool.
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• Sounds cool and means nothing
• cool
• cool jazz
• Cool as Ice
• LL Cool J
• Cool Hand Luke
• cool beans
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Cool Ideas (nodegroup)
• Cool Everythingys (nodegroup)
• Page of Cool (superdoc)
• Wild, Cool & Swingin'
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• cool media
• Sysadmin cool
• cool cat
• cool geek shirt
• fat free Cool Whip
• Cool Sidewalk
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• It's cool to hate Microsoft
• Cool Archive (superdoc)
• Nifty New Feature: Cool Archive
• cool as fuck
• I'm not this cool in real life
• keep it cool/shake it up
• Rule of Cool
• medium cool
• It's so cool to wear Nike
• Trying desperately to be cool
• zero cool
• negativity... that ain't cool man
• cool stream of intellect
• The Cool War
• Your accent is so cool
• Taking pictures of art is not cool
• free stuff is always cool
• Losing your cool
• Keeping cool without air conditioning
• Way Cool
• Cool Breeze
• Smoking is cool
• And in that brief moment, I indeed felt cool
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• It's cool inside!
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• A cool, dry place
• I had cool friends in high school
• perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
• a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
• University jobs are cool
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• Catharsis, or Living for the Cool
• Cool Britannia
• Why Japan is cool
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
• We Real Cool
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• cool man 1 (user)
• Cool World
• Cool The Engines
• I felt the rain's cool finger-tips
• Cool Man Eddie (user)
• How to cool gases with lasers
• Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
• A cool short C program
• A cool short C program: output
• Scale of Cool
• Cool ass babe
• Whirlpool Ain't Cool
• The Skinny on Cool Man Eddie
• Be cool in college
• Cool Man Eddie (user)
• Cool Man Eddie meets Message Inbox
• Project Cool
• Cool Edit Pro
• cool security scanner
• edev: possible Cool Archive fix
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
• Rebellion is cool. Cool sells. Baa...
• cool water sandwich
• Tré Cool
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• It's cool, clear, calm and green in bucolic Chernobyl
• my p166 isn't so cool anymore
• Cool Fusion
• Cool for Cats
• dr of cool (user)
• cool hunting
• As Cool As It Gets
• Pages of Cool for April 2001
• edev: Cool Archive bug fixes
• Editor's Page Of Cool
• money destroys cool
• alternately warm and cool
• The bees were cool
• Pages of Cool for July 2001
• Birth of the Cool
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place: episode 2
• My sweet, fluffy puppydog is a feral and bloodthirsty killer. Cool!
• Cool Mint Listerine PocketPaks
• cool guy (user)
• A Cool Million
• Editor Cools XML Ticker (ticker)
• cOoL (user)
• Cool Nodes XML Ticker II (ticker)
• Everything2 in the Pages of Cool
• Cool Runnings
• Cool as Hell
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• Cassie is cool (user)
• Joe Cool
• regeneratively cooled rocket
• radiatively cooled engine
• ablatively cooled engine
• Wow Cool (user)
• I didn't always have this cool job
• King Cool
• Japan's Gross National Cool
• cool your heels
• In the Cool, Cool, Cool of the Evening
• Tres cool
• the cool silence that inevitably follows the vanishing of aeroplanes
• COOL 16 (user)
• Ain't It Cool News
• Evil is not the same as Cool
• Cool Beans (user)
• Cool Gawkies (user)
• Cool hunter
• Cool To Be You
• All the cool kids speak English
• Too Cool for Kissing (document)
• Editor cools (e2poll)
• At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
• HEY youre cool (user)
• Cool Aisle
• Cool Biz
• avril cool (user)
• Jacob Cool (user)
• Mr Cool 1332 (user)
• Cool Cities Initiative
• zero cool (user)
• Yet another guide to being cool

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