Findings:

• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I don't have the time
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• We Don't Need the Men
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Stoned music memories
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• So you don't have to
• Cats don't have brakes
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• A reason to drink
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Men have feelings too
• you don't have to do this
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Why don't men shave?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You don't have to remember my name
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You don't have any real problems
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have a television set
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Beg the question
• I beg to differ
• Ulugh Beg
• Violently Sauced Buddha Begs for Alms Whilst Searching for Car Keys in Fannypack
• Moazzam Begg
• The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
• beg (user)
• begged
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Don't
• I don't know
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Real men can cook
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't read song analyses
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?

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