Please accept with no
obligation,
implied or
implicit, our
best wishes for an
environmentally conscious,
socially
responsible,
low stress,
non-addictive,
gender neutral,
celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of
your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all; and a
fiscally successful,
personally
fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the
onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2002, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith, choice of
computer
platform, or
sexual preference of the wishees.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is
void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
expected within the usual application of good tidings for a
period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish
at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Merry Christmas!
And sorry - I have no idea who wrote this. It wasn't me, because if it was I would be making a LOT more money as a lawyer instead of a computer geek. *sigh*