Findings:

• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He Was a Crook
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• At least he was gentle
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• That's Just How He Was
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• crushed beneath the wheels of a tractor at 11 years of age
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I married him because he was not mean
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• making certain he was touching her
• some say he was never here at all
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• It was just a crush
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• More than he was willing to give
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• All he left her was alone
• He was found
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He Was Only Joking
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• he was a punk poet himself
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Michael was special
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• The Ground Beneath Her Feet
• Beneath
• A Boat, Beneath A Sunny Sky
• Beneath The Planet Of The Apes
• Sleeping beneath a thousand whispers
• What Lies Beneath
• Wind Beneath My Wings
• Beneath An Artificial Sky
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Beneath the Wheel
• The King Beneath the Mountain
• The mountain abides beneath deep snow
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea
• The words beneath her words
• Show me the mask that you hide beneath the mask that you wear
• Beneath The Underdog
• Year that Trembled and Reel'd Beneath Me
• Sounds beneath the ocean's surface
• Asleep beneath the watchful eyes of pilot lights
• The Moon Lay Hidden Beneath A Cloud
• Beneath the Lion Rock
• I sleep with the pigeons, beneath the kingdom that deceived me
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• Storytelling in the dark beneath the burning patrol of Angels
• grey skies beneath my feet
• river flowing so deep beneath my veins
• Beneath My Skin
• beneath a woman or behind a stone
• beneath a stone or behind a woman
• all naked beneath are the words we forgot to spell
• Beneath your feet, San Francisco, something ancient is patiently waiting.
• Beneath the Urban Glare
• Beneath the shadows of buildings no longer tall
• I Move The Stones Beneath Your Feet
• they are waiting for us to return to them, beneath and away
• SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY!
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Grape Crush
• velvet crush
• Orange Crush
• About my crushes
• NON-VIOLENCE! NON-VIOLENCE! NON-VIOLENCE! Non-violence makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! NON-VIOLENCE!
• secret crush
• crushed by the absence of you
• School Girl Crush
• Using silica as a weapon
• Crush Your Enemy Totally
• First Crush
• Truth Crushed to Earth Shall Rise Again
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• Crushed by the Second Coming
• crush party
• Crush out of control
• calypso's crush (user)
• First college crush
• Econoline Crush
• crush bar
• crush video
• A Crush to Remember
• Rappers We Crush
• Bag of Crushed Child (user)
• Crush Depth
• Cranberry Crush
• Crush Television
• crushed velvet
• Mad crush
• Crush, Crumble, and Chomp!
• Blue Crush
• How smoking made me strong
• Bag of Crushed Child
• Captains of Crush gripper
• celebrity crush
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• The perfect crush
• the disappointment inherent in faux internet crushes
• you, radiating out among the crush of people
• Confessions over crushed glass punch
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• s/he
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• hes (user)
• He's Jack
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He Is Born
• Ancient Arrowhead
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Song of the Sorceress
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He never returned
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Even my faults he adores
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• great things he has taught us
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Surah 80 He Frowned!

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