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• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• Is she really going out with him?
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• The end of American essentialism
• No Computer Stands in My Way
• She could not live with or without him
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• There is no "Judeo Christian" ethic
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• if you think you are free, no escape is possible
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• Abraham said no
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• American way
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• "Think as I think," said a man
• Why is she really here?
• Plan All the Way to the End
• She wrote the great american napkin
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• To Him She Is A Beauty
• Middle With No Beginning Without End
• Mr. Mahoney and His Christian Wife
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• how Wiener found his way home
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• she is his sounding board
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• Christian fundamentalists will end the world through fear and suffering
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• No vocabulary for the dread she feels
• No two people read a measuring tape the same way
• let's not I said really let's just not
• She said she loved me
• France, she said
• She Said, She Said
• So then she said
• The End of the American Era
• This is the way the world ends
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
• #ChrisChanDidWHAT - Christian "Christine" Weston Chandler: American Oedipus and Literal Motherfucker
• Jen, I really hate him
• She thought about giving him her heart
• She Misses Him
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Tell him, she told me
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• The Pig and His Way of Life
• No Bobolink -- reverse His Singing
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• The doctor said his patience is wearing thin, and his patients are getting fat
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• God Said No
• Depression is a good thing
• No way
• She won't kiss him until she marries him
• The real reason there are no third parties in American politics
• ...And Love Said No
• finding no answer, she stepped closer
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• I'm fine no really
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Spider-man: No Way Home
• No, said the potato, I won't go! Not in there!
• It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• It's never really the past; it's always a version of your own time.
• She said
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• That one makes me scream, she said
• She said yes
• She arose and said matter-of-factly
• You thought you said what I think I heard
• He Said, She Said
• I am three, she said
• What She Said
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• Way to a Christian virtue
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• The difference between evangelical and fundamentalist Christians
• The American Way Of Death
• The American Way
• There is no beginning, no movement, no peace and no end
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Evangelical Christian
• The End of Atli and his Kin and Folk
• How to frustrate your students to no end
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• 57% of Americans think that Saddam Hussein had links to Al-Qaeda
• the house at the end of Allport Way
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• End of messages. No more new messages.
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• At night, she still believes in him
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• She quietly hugged him back. At 8:30 she ate the rest of him.
• As she waits to tell him
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• She Bit Him In Two
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Mr. B. F. Pinkerton--And His Way
• no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• When she is talking to him
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• He made a way to his anger
• His version was better
• His face when she fell
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• No Way Out
• He said, expecting the answer no
• No one wants you the way you are
• No Way No Way
• I said NO, dammit!
• They said no
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• 9/11, Liberty and the American Way
• death i think is no parenthesis
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• She knows no truth except her own.
• no way, jose
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Too much living is no way to die
• People For the American Way

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