Today I was talking to my younger brother
, and he told me that he could microwave a cockroach for 40 seconds
it. Pretty impressive
. I mean, the cockroach surving
is impressive. My brother having that much free time
is not impressive. I told him to learn Linux
if he has the time.
Of course, I'd never do a thing like this. I'm too nice
of a person to microwave
. (Or, perhaps, I'm too afraid
of them to catch a live one.)
If there were a nuclear war
an only the cockroaches survived, would they grow to be our size and have opposable thumbs
after a number of millenia??