Mira Sorvino

Oh Mira.

The sight of your

ever so

crooked

(damn sexy)

eyebrows has me atwitter.

That quirky smile,

the way every single thing you say

seems to have a

yet

deeper meaning...

Better, most likely

that I shall never meet

The real you

The true you

And never spoil this illusion.

Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion has hopefully not typecast Mira as a dumb blonde, because she sure as hell isn't. She graduated from Harvard (um...or was it Yale?) with a degree in Asian Studies, and speaks Mandarin Chinese rather well. (Which wasn't of much use in The Replacement Killers, but oh well.) Therefore, she's my (only) favorite blond movie star. Her dad is Paul Sorvino.