Miss Lucy had a Steamboat

I'm really interested in regional variations of these kind of chanting games, and my version (from South Florida) is kinda different from this one, especially the end.

Miss Suzy Had A SteamBoat
Miss Suzy had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell (ding! ding!),
Miss Suzy went to heaven and the steamboat went to -

Hello operator,
Please give me number nine,
and if you disconnect me I will chop off your -

Behind the refrigerator,
there was a piece of glass,
Miss Suzy sat upon it and she broke her little -

Ask me no more questions,
please tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom,
pulling down their -

Flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park,
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend,
are kissing in the -

D-A-R-K,
D-A-R-K,
Dark, Dark, Dark -

is like a movie,
a movie's like a show,
a show is like a TV show,
and that is all I know know know.

I've also heard a version from Pittsburgh that involves Miss Suzy "in the bathroom with 47 guys", and a different last verse. If anyone knows this, could you please post it?

The one I learned from my sister (and she learned from girl scout camp) is almost exactly like yours (with the minor changes of "zipping up their -" instead of "pulling down their -", and without the "Dark, Dark, Dark -" line) but with one more verse: your last line becomes "I know I know" and the final verse is

I know I know my Ma
I know I know my Pa
I know I know my sister
With the forty-acre bra!

It then transitions into a version of "Bedbugs and Roaches", which I'm calling "Beetles and Mosquitoes" for the purposes of documentation.