Findings:

• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Gays are great, so she says
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Words we can't say anymore
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• She says kill. I say how many.
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• She is glowing on fire. can she see that?
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• If you can say something nice, do
• Mira, she says
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Can I Say
• The Japan That Can Say No
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• can till can't
• Seven words you can say on television
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• I bet I can make you say black
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• you can change the world and you can't change the world
• I can't say anything to you.
• Molly Ivins
• she can't hit
• You mean she can
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What she didn't say
• What, she cannot say
• She told me to say that
• He says she says
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• can of corn
• garbage can
• trash can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Any song can be a love song
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• I can do much better than this
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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