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I just typed this in the chatterbox and realized it would make a good node so here it is.

Monday brew coffee is the coffee which you drink at work on monday' it is three to four times stronger than the coffee brewed the rest of the week. You start by making coffee with twice the amount of coffee you are supposed to use. Then after that brews you put the coffee back into the machine and brew it again.

This produces monday brew coffee. It is thick and black and very very caffinated. The coffee is so black that it becomes a milk black hole and no matter how much milk you pour into it, it remains jet black. It also eats up sugar and never sweetens. Be careful when drinking this brew it can cause severe nueral damage in large dosages. It is the drink of choice of computer programmers and almost all workers on mondays.

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