Findings:

• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• They knew what our pain would be.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• The Ten Commandments revised
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• play dumb
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• They Might Be Giants
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• There will be no more stories to read
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Mind without body
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• eternity would be boring
• Music need not be popular to be good
• it would be hilarious if only
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• They will not be named!
• I never thought it would be like this
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Who Will Be There
• Starving in the greenhouse
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• The man who refused to be King
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• There need to be more powers
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• A whimper would be fine
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Things never were what they used to be
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• The best kind of bartender
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• We used to be more in sync
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Hot pursuit
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Just to see what it would be like
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• That I Would Be Good
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?

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