A mythical creature contrived by Beavis and Butthead who as, with many "primitive"peoples fashion a theory involving supernatural beings to explain the forces of nature, in this case, morning wood.

In the fictional metaverse of this particular episode, however, the morning wood fairy is real. The two, after a lengthy philosophic discussion of the wood fairy and the origins of early-morning erections, decide to stay up all night and wait for her. They fail. As they snore, sprawled on the couch in a position that may have certain Freudian implications. The morning wood fairy flies in, pulls out the elastic band on their shorts, in turn, and waves her magic wand over their johnsons, leaving them both with a supernatural woody.

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