Findings:
- Flaunting your sexuality
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- Capitalize, please
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Dead links in writeups
- people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
- Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
- 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Why American women shave their legs
- you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
- Things people put up their butts
- Know your pets
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- People's secrets show in their eyes
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- People who carp about their jobs
- Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Their Eyes Were Watching God
- Mammals and Their Milk
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 20
- The write-up contributed to by the most people
- The Three Princes and their Beasts
- The Monkeys and Their Mother
- Tango for One Legged People
- Off with their heads!
- They'll find their own lightning
- Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
- Relationships between two people
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- And their feet move
- I feel their presence
- Run around like chickens with their head cut off
- In What Distress Candide, Cunegund, and the Old Woman Arrive at Cadiz, and Of Their Embarkation
- There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
- Their feet grow dark with his blood
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Some virtues dig their own graves
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Things you give people that they keep
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- You wear your breasts to their full extent
- Some kiss with their eyes closed
- institutions have lives of their own
- If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- He Knows Not Their Names
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Meat By-Products and their Uses
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- So we drank their blood...
- Correcting BBC newsreaders on their grammar
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Antisemitism and Martin Luther
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- Scissors that shed their safety
- What guys do with their penis
- Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, and Their Forbidden Love
- This was their finest hour
- The Golden Turkey Award for Most Brainless Brain Movie
- Everything2: Ten Most Influential People of 2011
- Why most people are right-handed
- And the Sanders People Keep Going, and Going, and Going...
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- Their Satanic Majesties Request
- Judging women by their books
- Greeks like their women armless
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- Why female athletes are paid less than their male counterparts
- Apple-pie families and their flaming wreckage
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- Legal Happy Pills and their Trials and Tribulations
- Everyone's got their drug
- dead insects are flipped over on their backs
- Rugby players eat their dead
- Actual Conversation Between Two Grown People
- I will ask them all their dreams
- I liked their early stuff
- The children are all crying in their pens
- Familiars and Totem Animals - Their Attributes
- Each one has their own story
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Of Mongoloids and Their Kin
- I Look at Men in the Height of Their Youth
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
- Addressing others by their user names
- My hands have lost their memory
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
- You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
- Brides on their Trial
- The Four and Twenty Elders Casting their Crowns before the Divine Throne
- The movements exist on their own terms, manifesting rare beauty
- The lads in their hundreds to Ludlow come in for the fair
- How to give customers change
- so expendable in their memory
- The Girls in Their Summer Dresses
- While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
- Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
- Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
- Selling their souls to Santa
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
- The world's most ignorant people
- People's 50 Most Beautiful People is a crock of shit
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- secrets of the most productive people
- There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
- Why most people in Thailand won't pay for Windows
- There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
- Most People
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- Table of Organs and Their Relationships
- What Befell Candide and Martin on Their Passage
- The important difference between cow and sheep brains
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
- The She-Goats and Their Beards
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- 27 Innocent Bystanders and Their Visions of the Afterlife
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- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
- By their fruits you shall know them
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- Cats always land on their feet
- Animals which resemble their owners
- Women and their weight problem
- Why programmers don't comment their code
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Non-everythingian friends and their responses to this place
- Stars In Their Eyes
- A League of Their Own
- Ranters and their rants
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- Madmen have a world all their own
- words whose reversals are their opposites
- RMS forgiving KDE users of their sins
- Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- if drivers don't use their turn signals
- Rock Stars and their bizarre love-lives
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
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