Findings:
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- The Wild Colonials
- The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- People want what they cannot have
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Pigs have good noses
- I have one whole anus
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- I could have been one of a two
- They could have saved Kevin
- They Have a Word for It
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
- Most men will not swim before they are able to
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- Pokemon being the first anime to most Australian children.
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Computers have no sense of time
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- They have taken enough
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- A Human and an Andarian have a Talk
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- A memory of a road humans have long since forgotten.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- one learns the most when losing
- We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
- He who dies with the most toys wins
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- They must have faces
- What I have learned from being fired
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- You stole what they would have given you
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Words that only have one context
- Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- just to have some human contact
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
- Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- They have no bones.
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Have One On Me
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- They have bears in Italy
- He's been places they have not.
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- They didn't have the heart
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- the one single thing I regret losing the most
- One learns the most when teaching others
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- The most engine failures in one flight
- Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
- It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- I have no browser and I must node!
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- You have no socially redeeming value
- I have a tricorn hat
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- Why males have nipples
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Let them have Festivas
- you can't have it both ways
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- It's better to have loved and lost
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- it's good to have a moose
- I must have three heads
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
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