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• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• Answer to a Child's Question
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• What my mother taught me
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Things every child should be taught
• Snappy answers to a weird question
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Does that answer your question?
• Women want me when I'm taken
• She only wants me for sex
• Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• Fuzzy Poet Doctor and the small child
• Only child: Downside (idea) mp3 (recording)
• A Space Child's Mother Goose
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• When your presents give me hives
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• when strangers tell me to smile
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Mother and Child Divided
• I was a Difficult Child
• If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question
• A Child Was Born in 64
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• i answer only to the sun and the sky
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• simple answers make me insane
• what my parents taught me
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I was a homeless bum
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Questions and answers
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Summer never answers when you call
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Before you, there was me
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• He taught me how to smoke
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• This node was made for you and me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• Question to the Ultimate Answer
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Women only like me for my mind
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• What question is its own answer?
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• There was no one waiting for me...
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Only child
• as if questions have answers
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Answers to Course Evaluations Questions
• Only child: Downside
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• A Space Child's Mother Goose (category)
• I Thought I Was A Child
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• Things to consider when naming your child
• Answer in the form of a question
• There is no answer; there is no question
• there is no right answer to the wrong question
• question the question before you contemplate the answer
• small child
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• I will not dignify that question with an answer
• Round the Moon: 6: Question and Answer
• Candlelight is the answer to every question
• What the rocks taught me
• Where the Graffiti Answers Questions
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Suicide is not the answer! It's the question.
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Answer the question, then question the answer
• Answers to a Young Person's Questions on 9/11/01
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• MacGyver taught me that
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• She only wants me for tech support
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Things video games have taught me
• A Slave of the Law: A Case Study Regarding Kant's "An Answer to the Question: What is Enlightenment?"
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• The Overly Answered Question

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