Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Mother wouldn't like to have him hangin' 'round an' screechin' bad po'try ev'ry minute."

• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Your mother wouldn't like it
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• What it's like to have a community
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• you just hauntin 'round like a shadow now
• There is none like unto Him
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Round the Moon: 1: Twenty Minutes Past Ten To Forty-Seven Minutes Past Ten P. M.
• haiku are like small, beautiful round stones shining---complete and wondrous
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I have no memory of my Mother
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• What it's like to have cancer
• Like mother, like daughter
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• covered with minute grains, appearing like a fine sand
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I would like to have emotions
• I have a bad feeling about this
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I have bad taste in music
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• What to do if you have bad credit
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Does the sun have a mother?
• things you wouldn't have believed
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• bad weather is like rape
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• With him it was always like
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• What is it like to have a soul?
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• A reason to drink
• I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• bad breath
• Bad fantasy novels
• Bad posture
• bad drivers
• bad mojo
• bad sprite programming
• My bad
• bad guy
• Bad Habit
• Big Bad Wolf
• The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• bad back
• Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day
• Sleep is bad for you
• bad karma
• bad conscience
• Bad Idea Jeans
• bad bookstore
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• bad memories car
• Bad math teacher
• Bad Company
• A bad 21st birthday
• Bad Boy
• badd attitude
• Bad teenage poetry
• SciFiQuest 3017: The Frontier that Wouldn't End
• Bad Boys
• Conker's Bad Fur Day
• Toupées made of cat hair are a bad idea
• Bad and Wrong
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• bad form
• It's as easy to write bad poetry as it is to breathe
• Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
• City names with bad translations
• bad theology
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Bad Boy Bill
• Napster BAD!
• This is probably a bad thing.
• 2 Bad Mice
• The Tale of Two Bad Mice
• The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit
• Good idea, Bad idea
• A Bad Part to All-Male Meetings
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• Bad Astronaut
• Why capital punishment is a bad idea
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• All Hands on the Bad One
• the bad conductor joke
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• bad password
• Bad kisser
• Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker
• Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo
• It's not that bad
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• When good code goes bad
• bad code
• The permanence of a marker is directly proportional to how bad it smells
• Using drugs does not make you a bad person
• Let us now praise bad girls
• Proof that TV is bad for you
• Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
• Anti-smoking ads are bad
• Blind faith in Science is just as bad as blind faith in Religion
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Bad Wisdom
• Bad technology forecasts
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• Two out of three ain't bad
• The Bad Writing Contest
• Bad Attitudes
• when immunity is a bad thing
• Nogbad the Bad (user)
• The GRE at 60 Hz is a bad idea
• Bad Sex Prize
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• bad vibes

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