Findings:

• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He was found
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• Lost & Found
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• You're the man now, dog!
• Baby, Now That I've Found You
• ScanDisk found lost clusters
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• That's Just How He Was
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• At least he was gentle
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He smiles but it's not real.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• /but what was the question?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Lost Dogs
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• Found sleep and, now I know tired
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Whales, near the Lost and Found
• Lost and Found Sound
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• More than he was willing to give
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• He Was a Crook
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• All he left her was alone
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• some say he was never here at all
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• Lost Dog Cafe
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Lost and Found (user)
• lost and found
• The Dog It Was That Died
• Lost and Found in Gunflight Metaphor
• Button-Bright is Lost, and Found Again
• How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• The day I found out I was a guy
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• I married him because he was not mean
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Wild: From Lost to Found on the Pacific Crest Trail
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel

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