Findings:

• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• I love her backwards
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• I fell in love with her fist
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Ozma and Her Friends
• Veronica loves manipulating her vagina until she explodes
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
• Tell Laura I love her
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• My love in her attire doth show her wit
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• Telling Anna you love her the first time
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• I fell in love with her first
• How long have you been in love with her?
• All acts of love and pleasure are her rituals
• Bleed to Love Her
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• It's been an hour. I still love her.
• Tell Stacey I love her
• I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
• Falling in love with your best friend
• 7 things to say to a girl to make her fall in love with you
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• I still love her (user)
• Her Royal Highness
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
• Make the Moon Cover her Blushing Face
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• Herr Korbes
• At her mirror, his muse
• Bernice Bobs Her Hair VI
• On Her Majesty's Service
• Sleep to Dream Her
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• seagulls screaming kiss her kiss her
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• her beauty broke my bones, shattered my thoughts, tore apart my soul
• When the Dancer Holds the Sun in Her Arms
• Little Miss & Her Savoir-faire
• Mom takes off her cape
• Let her talk
• She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Bathe her and bring her to me
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Helping people cheat
• On Her Face
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• serene. She sips her tea
• A rose in candlelight, her curves dance upon the wall
• Her black eyes were surely the source of my angst
• Diana and Her Companions
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• Her smile
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• She practices her speech
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
• A woman of her times
• Speculative bangs covered her eyes
• why are you still carrying her?
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• My Best Friend's Birthday
• The day my best friend cried
• The Old Woman And Her Pig
• I was sure it was her
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Sleepless amid her ships, her houses, her incalculable wealth
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her
• Can You Forgive Her?
• somewhere her voice in the night whispering leaves
• Admiring the sanctity of her place settings
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• I keep her in my pocket
• Is this the world of her heart?
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• All he left her was alone
• World In Her Eyes
• confusion in her eyes that says it all
• Her dreams involve a backstroke and a full moon
• Her still wet hair
• Her eyelids close gently, reassuringly.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Memories of my best friend
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• The Ground Beneath Her Feet
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I think I've forgiven her
• A New Student and Her Father
• She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
• Performing her communion with quick slashes up and down her arm
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• she left her handwriting all over the calendar
• The words beneath her words
• Electrify her with a studded rubber nub
• All of her seconds were unencumbered
• her reflection is safe
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• Sending her a Parasympathy card
• Only your ink stains on her skin
• Her body my platter, my secret her joy
• On her own
• but her emails
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• My best friend, Josh
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• Take Her up to Monto
• I don't want to see her
• I still find strands of her hair in bed
• She flies with her own wings
• The Dancefloor is our Mother. Her heart beats at 125 BPM.
• I hide in the darkness of the cry that comes from her throat
• I am a mental construct in her head
• The Nymph Complaining for the Death of her Faun
• Her way to the top
• Silver drops her vermeil cheeks depaint
• the pelican in her piety
• Lady writing a Letter with Her Maid
• All that’s left of her is black print
• Testing her patience
• If You See Her, Say Hello
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Uh Huh Her
• It's hers elf, that's the problem.
• She asked me to read her a poem
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• Her body's instrument: her spine the strings
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I don't think of her
• Her Majesty
• to let her know
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• My mother wants her mother to die
• Bernice Bobs Her Hair
• The Huntress Neglects Her Children
• Center of her own attention
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Elizabeth I's decision to deal with her financial problems
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• her today and gone tomorrow
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• She is willing to attempt to retrieve the data. Go with her.

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