Findings:
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- They Don't Want Me
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- They don't touch me the same way
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- They don't know what I've done
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- They must have faces
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- They could have saved Kevin
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Cats don't have brakes
- They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Even if You Don't
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- telling people what they don't need to know
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- People don't flail when they die
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- You stole what they would have given you
- Why I have a fear of breasts
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- They don't know what they're missing
- A reason to drink
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Rape committed by women
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- They don't understand my tea
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- I still don't even know you
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- sam, they dont liste (user)
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- what is this i don't even
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- I like my breasts the way they are
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- you don't have to do this
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- They Have a Word for It
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- They have taken enough
- People want what they cannot have
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- I don't have the time
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Stoned music memories
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- So you don't have to
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- You don't have to remember my name
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- You don't have any real problems
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- And I don't even know their names
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- Don't count your chickens before they hatch
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- i don't hate you. not even a little
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- I don't have a television set
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