Findings:

• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Now you do what they told ya
• New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
• New York City: What my Father told me
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• What you do to me
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• What Do I Do With Me
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• Snickers told me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Do you like me?
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Nothing In Me
• Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Chicago: What my Teacher told me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
• New York City: What my sister told me
• The Devil made me do it
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• I like you; do you like me?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Why Do You Love Me?
• The goggles, they do nothing
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• You Do Something To Me
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• The Internet made me do it
• If you told me this never happened
• She told me to say that
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• There is nothing the dead can do
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• New York City: What Martin told me
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• New York City: What Jo told me
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
• pieces of metal are nothing to me, little human
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Do you know me?
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The full moon made me do it
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• How Do You Want Me?
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Reality has nothing to do with money
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do you think it's me?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Do you think you could love me now?
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• you are free to do as we told you
• Halfway buried, lend me a hand
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Nothing can stop me now
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• The stone that told me
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• What the dust told me
• They grow up. No one told me.
• boss i wish you had told me
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• give me the truth or nothing
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• New York City: What my Mother Told Me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
• She told me she wouldn't
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
• Lies my physicists told me
• Tell him, she told me
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Psycho Dad
• Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
• camping with dad
• Ghost Dad
• my dad is two people
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• On watching your dad vandalize city property
• Grand Dad says no scragging
• My Dad in the Desert
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• in the dark of my heart, dad
• Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
• Bela Lugosi's Dad
• Have you been a dad today?
• Just Do It
• What I do with my philosophy degree
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Do Her
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• It's not the size, it's what you do with it
• Why do we treat them so well?
• do time
• Tae Kwon Do
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Do you really want to live forever?
• Wing Chun Do
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?

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