Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "My daddy warned me about men and booze but he didn't say a word about women and cocaine!"

• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Fifteen words about butt kicking
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• What loan words say about a society
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Fifteen words about love
• tell me a story about lesbians
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• What a Shame About Me
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Fifteen words about butt fucking
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Tell me a story about brains
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Tell me a story about plains
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• everything men NEED to know about weddings
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• Eight words not about love
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• Tell me a story about trains
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• fifteen words about nothing
• show me what the world is all about
• no words about nothing at all
• What your piano curriculum says about you
• precision vs. accuracy
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Tell me about your faith
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Sexual Myths About Men
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• What science fiction says about the technology of its time
• Twelve words about love
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me a story about mains
• Sexual myths about women
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• But What About the Property Damage?
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• n words about love (n ∈ ℕ)
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• twelve loves about words
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• You say you love; but with a voice
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• It was always about words
• Tell me about your secret places
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• Japanese Words About Landscapes
• Japanese Words About Gardens
• Japanese Words About Gardens D-G
• Japanese Words About Gardens H
• Japanese Words About Gardens I
• Japanese Words About Gardens J-K
• Japanese Words About Gardens M
• Japanese Words About Gardens N-R
• Japanese Words About Gardens S
• Japanese Words About Gardens T-Z
• Japanese Words About Gardens A-C
• truth about women
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Music is not about the words.
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• O tell me the truth about love
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Tell me a story about cranes
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Don't tell me about her
• Ask me about Loom
• Tell me a story about drains
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Thirteen words about love
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• About two men called Harold Budd
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• One point five words about love
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Fifty one words about love
• fourteen words about love
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves

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