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• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• What I have learned from being fired
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• Dog poop calendars and indio mandarinquats
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• we can learn a lot from plants
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• The way things have always been done
• What I learned from reading 13 Ace Double novels.
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Why we learn from the Gods
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• We have learned our lessons well
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• A Boy and His Dog
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• What I learned from fingertips under the table
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Part One: We Learn from Each Other
• Things we learn from movies
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• What I learned from my first doctor job
• New Learnings from the Pre-Industrial Ways of the Elves
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• you can't have it both ways
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Get your dog away from my rims, cop
• Things that I learned from reading erotic stories involving latex
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Lessons learned from World War II
• Things I've learned from Everything
• a dog waits in New Jersey for a plane from Afghanistan
• One should expect as much from a machine
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Stoned music memories
• Ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
• From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
• What I deduced from his reading matter
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• What we learned from songbirds
• Things I Learned From Working At The Library
• What I learned from Iron Bitch
• What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
• What I learned from the Wordmonger's Ball
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• The Brazier and His Dog
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• She Will Have Her Way
• I have too much to say
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• Horace Walpole Loses His Little Dog
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Things I learned from TVO
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
• What I learned from the skateboarders outside my window
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Collect Telegram from a Mad Dog
• Everything I learned from "Survivor"
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• We reserve the right to learn from experience
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• Letter from Nicola Sacco to his counsel, August 18, 1924
• Sacred ground a long way from nowhere
• Very Far Away from Anywhere Else
• An American in Tours
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Zu Warriors from the Magic Mountain
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The Warriors from the North
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
• Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
• Odd facts of life I learned from Math
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Ways to Prevent Dog Bites
• things I learned from commercials
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
• What do we learn from Wordsworth's poetry? We learn not to read Wordsworth's poetry.
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• the way fish heads run from rain
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• Dogs that have owned me
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• Show your dog some much deserved respect
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Adopting a dog from the Humane Society
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• The Architect Erects his Time-Proof Temple from the Inside
• The Little Boy and his Dogs

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